Shia is so wow
New theme as of 6/07/14
today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks
CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE
guys please don’t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours
To the French Muslim community: you guys stay safe
To the French non-Muslim community: help Muslims be safe.
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up