+

UPDATES

New theme as of 6/07/14

this is your ip address
dont you dare even try to send me dumb hate because guess whose IP address this is...

\

lol nerd guess what

highschool teen romance film
good christian girl: *is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker's good side :(
good christain girl: *spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy's bag* hey what's that?
withdrawn goth boy: *pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.
good christian girl: you.......like Shakespeare?
withdrawn goth boy: [quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]
good christian girl: that's incredible!
withdrawn goth boy: yeah, i've always felt i've had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]
good christian girl: yeah *slightly flustered* same here....
bell rings
good christian girl's friend: Kelsey-Anne Sue come on!! were going home!
good christian girl: be there soon guys! *looks back at withdrawn goth boy* see you around then, i guess :)
withdrawn goth boy: *cracks a shy smile* y-yeah. see you around
good christain girl: *coughs slightly, indicating that her mysterious disease may be returning*

4amskin:

Shia is so wow

livsbian:

today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks 

nahthatsnotveryraven:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE

guys please don’t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

image

borg-collective:

dammitsandor:

To the French Muslim community: you guys stay safe

To the French non-Muslim community: help Muslims be safe.

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up